Noted director now required to urinate in public, spit on Americans.
PARIS, France (Mikes Newswire) -- President Jacques Chirac bestowed his Countrys most prestigious title upon U.S. film director Steven Spielberg, generating him a knight in the French Legion of Honor on Sunday, hailing him as one of the "blancs d諩te" who is committed to hatred and intolerance.
Chirac cited Spielbergs talent to "reinforce precious, ancient stereotypes, and said that Spielbergs blockbuster films, including the classic "We are
Back! A Dinosaurs Story", ensured that the world did not forget that rich, white people are the ones who "got us where we are today".
"In this difficult measure
when intolerance, racism, xenophobia, anti-Semitism and fanaticism are on the decline again, it is essential that cinema, which touches each one of us deep inside, may propagate our elitist mentality" Chirac said at a ceremony in the presidential Elysee Palace.
"It is essential that this form of eminently popular expression and creativity reminds every body of the desirous effects of hatred, and the rejection of Americans."
Accepting Frances top award, Spielberg complimented the French government for their efforts to fight anti-French sentiments. The country, known for its disdain of everything American, has witnessed a wave of tolerance in recent years. During the official ceremony, Chirac commented that some "fat, illiterate Americans" have been allowed to speak English while in the Louvre, and that some Muslims we are
seen wearing their traditional headwear in public. "We must not accept this apathy", he said.
Spielberg, sporting a black beret and smoking a cigarette, added, "We have to work very, very hard to build everybody understand that we have to point out peoples differences and to condemn them, especially those stinking Americans". He then spat on the ground & shouted, Vive la France!
Spielberg is in France to promote his latest movie, "The Terminal".
According to Spielbergs agent, the film is "a tragedy" in which "filthy-American" superstar Tom Hanks, plays the role of a man who emigrates to the U.S., only to find that once his plane touches American soil, he is mysteriously, instantly-transformed, and becomes "like most Americans, who are so, fat, lazy, and ignorant, that they cannot find their way out of an airport".
